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"Warning:
Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear." "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "All generalizations are false." "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "Time is what keeps everything from happening at once." "Out of my mind. Back in five minutes." "Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons." "Cover me. I'm changing lanes." "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." "Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot." "Conserve toilet paper, use both sides." "Rehab is for quitters" "I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!" "Work is for people who don't know how to fish" "Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get" "Montana --- At least our cows are sane!" "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." "Wink, I'll do the rest!" "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." |
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